WTF = Waluigi The Fuck?
UH, no, this is completely incorrect, because, you see, I am a Waluigologist, and I know for a FACT that WTF stands for “Waluigi The Furry”, because anyone with a preschool education who has taken a course in Waluigology KNOWS that Waluigi is, in fact, a Furry, so fucking stop spreading misinformation for notes. It’s people like you who give Waluigi a bad name, and it’s disgusting.
if youve ever seen the “birds, what are they? we just dont know” gif then you HAVE to watch this right now, it is mandated by law
please watch look around you its really important
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!??!??!
It’s quicksand. Quicksand is much thicker than water, which is why things sink so slowly. By that same logic, one can walk on its surface if you go fast enough and with little enough pressure, like skipping a stone on water.
THAT IS FANTASTIC
Non-Newtonian fluids, everyone.
As a child I believed that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem in my life than it has turned out to be. Little did I know I could defeat it by simply waddling like a penguin.
Same here! The 80s gave me unrealistic expectations on how much quicksand I would encounter in my life.