Hi I'm Michael and my dog is cooler than me. I track the tag charmandick.


How a Unicorn Brushes Its Teeth

6 days till I get to see this little butt again!




my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud


I’m sure that’s what he thought.


i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand


do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

I actually have all tabs and windows in order of which ones are like each other. So I’ll have one window with tumblr and shows and general entertainment stuff, the another window for college stuff, then one for scholarships.


i’m gonna start using this line